Thursday, June 25, 2009

Kids say the funniest things....


Joseph: "Mom, my lips feel so weird. Can you get me some chopstick?"

Olivia: "Mom will you blow on my triceratops?" (she was eating dinosaur chicken nuggets)

Me: "Olivia, please stop hitting your brother. Olivia: "Okay mom, I promise to keep hitting Joseph."

Joseph: "There's nothing like a nice cup of cold water to get my blood sugar going."
Joseph: "Mom, I am hypoglycemic. I need some candy to help my blood sugar.
Joseph: "My taste buds cry...can you hear them?"

The other night when I was putting the kids to bed I had to get after them a little because they wouldn't settle down. As I was leaving the room I heard Olivia say, "She is brutal." Joseph said..."Yeah."

On the day that Joseph turned 6 he informed me that he could now do whatever he wants. He also told me that now he is 6 he is not afraid of anything and he can handle "stuff."

2 comments:

Janet said...

Your kids are WAY too smart, Shannon!

Patricia Costello said...

LOLOLOLOL! I love your kids!