Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Flatophobia

Neal here.

My older brother recently moved into a newer, larger home in Texas (And yes, "everything is bigger in Texas" certainly applies in this instance). On our family website, he discussed the challenges of adjusting to a new home, including the difficulty his daughter was having with her new room. Apparently, the room has vaulted ceilings, and she is a little creeped-out by her cavernous surroundings. I offered this explanation for her unique fears.

"I have a theory about Sydney's fear of the high ceilings. When I moved from Utah to Texas, one of the toughest parts about it was never seeing mountains. I had a strange fear of flat areas, especially horizons that extended ad infinitum. What would you call that? Flatophobia? Anyway, since Sydney is a died-in-the-wool Texican whose most salient exposure to topography is a fire-ant hill, maybe she has the opposite fear: Fear of high things. Not acrophobia... just a fear of things that are taller than her. What would that be called? Maybe it's ManIWishIWasClosetotheWasatchRangeophobia."

2 comments:

Lewis Family said...

Cool! If I could wrangle an invite to Shane & Loni's blog maybe I'd know about these things firsthand! (HINT! HINT!) BTW I had the same problem when we moved back from Utah, it's weird to feel like you're going to fall up and out instead of feel safely ensconced by the mountains.

Patricia Costello said...

I grew up in the flatlands of the midwest. When everyone found out I was moving to Utah, they said, "The mountains are so huge, you won't believe it!" I was told this so many times that when I finally got here I was very disappointed.

Not sure what I was expecting; maybe to have to crane my neck straight up to see the top shooting into the upper atmosphere. Hmph. I still don't think they're that big.