Olivia: "Joseph, you need a woman in your life. I want to marry you."
Me: "Joseph what was your favorite part of school today?" Joseph: "Leaving."
Joseph: "If you don't fight for your dreams, it will haunt your for the rest of your life!"
We went to McDonald's after visiting my grandpa recently because we were all so hungry. I just wanted to get some chicken nuggets for the kids to share, but Olivia thought I was getting a happy meal. She said, "I wonder what toys we'll get in our happy meal. I told her we aren't getting happy meals. Liv: Oh, are we getting sad meals?"
Olivia: "Mom, can you help Joseph decide his attitude?"
Joseph: "I'd like to go to South America on my mission. Me: "Why South America?" Joseph: "Because I like African-American people."
Olivia: "Mom, I hammered this pear!"
I asked the kids what they wanted for dinner. Joseph said "Chicken Parmesan!"
Olivia said "Well, I'd rather have a swift kick in the butt!"
Olivia is deathly afraid of crabs. She thinks they live in our garage. She always asks me to pick her up out of the car and carry her to the door so the "crabbity crabs" don't get her shoes.
Joseph: "Mom, I need to know all of your most embarrassing moments so I don't do the same thing."
Joseph: "Mom, wake up. I think you've had a significant amount of sleep."
Joseph: "Well, if someone wants to play me on the Wii, it's there decision to get beat."
3 comments:
Oh man! These are so funny!!! The fact that your kids are absolute geniuses makes it that much funnier :) Hope all is well with you guys. Miss you.
I loved staying with you guys. Your kids cracked me up! There were so many funny things they said while I was there, I wish I remembered more of them. The one I remember though is Olivia telling me about her "pink long-neck dragon" she was drawing.
Olivia: "This is my pink long-neck dragon. It is the scarest, longest, onliest dragon!"
Your kids are hysterical! I love the funny things they say! Where do they come up with that stuff anyway?
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