I've committed two egregious sins. First, I've let down my public by failing to publish my Halloween photos. For that, I humbly apologize. Second, I created an unintentionally creepy costume this year. To my defense, I was shooting for the stars: I wanted to portray the greatest comic strip character of all time. Alas, as is often the case when shooting for the stars, I misfired. In any event, my Calvin costume was good enough to claim the coveted Funniest Costume prize in our company's Halloween costume contest. If I take the prize again next year, I'll have a hat-trick. Oh, and I'm gonna take it. I already know what I'm gonna do, and I think it'll bust some guts. Be prepared.
