You know you're a parent when......

*You use the words "excited" & "coupons" in the same sentence.

*You are driving down the street and see a black mini van you covet and have to have the next time you buy a car.

*Your child throws up, you don't get grossed out and you think the chunks aren't so bad.

*You can have a perfectly normal conversation with someone despite all the screaming and running around in the background.

*You have been talking to little kids all day and when someone calls your house you can't stop talking to them.

*Your kid has called you fat for the millionth time and you don't cry anymore.